Wednesday, April 28, 2010

animated

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Street Furniture


What I saw on the fourth of March at 13.11



Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Satellite of love



Two dodecahedron satellites waiting to go into orbit. Says it all really.

Girls in Glasses




Wednesday, February 24, 2010


From an installation by CĂ©leste Boursier-Mougenot commissioned for the Barbican.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

cathode tubes


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Monday, February 8, 2010

Fly Circus

Monday, February 1, 2010

Amazon Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Five Second Rule.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sausage

It's a Dan life.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

too dope

Monday, November 30, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Philip M Parker author of 200,000 Books

Author of The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-Milligram Containers of Fromage Frais and Baboon Metaphysics, Curbside Consultation of the Colon and The Large Sieve and its Applications, Parker, has described himself as "the most published author in the history of the planet",

Parker is a professor of management science at French business school and achieves his prolific authorship thanks to his invention - and patenting - of a machine which writes books, creating them from internet and database searches in order to eliminate or substantially reduce "the costs associated with human labour, such as authors, editors, graphic artists, data analysts, translators, distributors and marketing personnel".

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

what i learnt today....

"If you live in the most affluent part of Surrey you will probably live 5.4 years longer than someone in the least affluent part."

"Every day 5 people in Surrey die as a result of smoking"

76% of land in Surrey is agricultural or woodland.

Surrey lacks the infrastructure to support poorer communities such as cheaper transport, cheaper supermarkets and has poor public transport in rural areas.

The affluence of Surrey hides its poverty, in statistical terms.



gonkar gyatso my new boy. and all my dice. honest



me and al, London Zoo


bad jesus

city, crystals, flying triangle, me and american apparels brittany. lols






Monday, November 9, 2009

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I've found a new religion...



The goat is ON the pole. You see?

www.goatonapole.com

















visualcomplexity



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Saturday, November 7, 2009

19th century pictures


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A computer simulation of the magnetic fields that form sunspots. The black and white images show the sun's surface, with black representing negative polarity and white positive polarity. The color simulation reveals what's happening deep in the sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1335jml6Pw

Friday, November 6, 2009





House Betty

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